On his appearance on "Oprah" Wednesday, May 26, Simon Cowell told Mama O that based on some of his past behavior on "American Idol," he deserves a slap.
You're speaking my language, Simon! Hopefully, by now, he's heard my saucy send-off, dedicated especially to our favorite judgmental "Idol" judge. Come to Norman, and let me give you a big ole "Brit Slap!" baby!Hey, what's he putting in her coffee? Gentle is watching out for you, Oprah. BTW, call me, doll!