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Saturday, May 22, 2010

SIMON COWELL ASKS FOR A SLAP... COME TO NORMAN!

On his appearance on "Oprah" Wednesday, May 26, Simon Cowell told Mama O that based on some of his past behavior on "American Idol," he deserves a slap.

You're speaking my language, Simon! Hopefully, by now, he's heard my saucy send-off, dedicated especially to our favorite judgmental "Idol" judge. Come to Norman, and let me give you a big ole "Brit Slap!" baby!Hey, what's he putting in her coffee? Gentle is watching out for you, Oprah. BTW, call me, doll!

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